i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
