Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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