It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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