K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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