6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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