plz talk dirty to me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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