Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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