so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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