Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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