he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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