Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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