He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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