YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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