i may or may not be watching the land before time
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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