So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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