You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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