K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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