it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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