belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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