U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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