I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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