Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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