I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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