I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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