everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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