I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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