do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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