If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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