My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
