You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
so much tequila, so little girl.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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