He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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