Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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