Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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