Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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