I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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