i think my tv is drunk
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Come see our sink grown plant.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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