dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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