Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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