I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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