This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
