Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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