A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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