I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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