I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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