you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
This beer is not sobering me up at all
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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