We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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