I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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