Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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