: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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