White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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