you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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